There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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