So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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