Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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