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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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