Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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