Can Purell be used as lube?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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