Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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