Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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