Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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