did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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