there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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