Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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