I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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