I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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