I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Randomize