i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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