I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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