chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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