I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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