I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
