at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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