Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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