I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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