They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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