Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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