Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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