dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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