is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The feeling are messing with the penis
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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