Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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