Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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