he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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