I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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