dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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