Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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