Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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