I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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