i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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