Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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