goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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