Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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