omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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