was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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