Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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