if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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