she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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