she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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