I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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