On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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