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last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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