I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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