Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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