You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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