Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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