I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think my fart just growled at me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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