if i died would you start the facebook group?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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