It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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